Saturday, February 12, 2011

Can you add to this?

This "forwarded" email was sent along to me... and since I'm a bit frazzled and burnt out energy-wise, and my brain is only firing on a couple of cylinders right now, (well that is if 'one cylinder can legitimately be called 'a couple of cylinders') I thought I would share with y'all, in place of a regular post...
Because my brain just ain't a-workin' today!!

Now let's sit back and see what 'nuggets' you can add in the comments section!

1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

2. Nothing is worse than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.

5. How in the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

6. Was learning cursive really necessary?

7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my own neighborhood.

8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

10. Bad decisions sometimes make good stories.

11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.

13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.

14. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

15. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

16. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night that more kisses begin with Miller Lite, than Kay.

17. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.

18. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

19. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?

20. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!

21. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.

22. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch three consecutive times and still not know what time it is.

23. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time.

24. The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is "also" important.


Pam said...

These are great! I can't add anything to it, except that after watching a Martha video about 15 times, I CAN fold a fitted sheet.

joolzmac said...

You can't polish a turd... but you can roll it in glitter!

You can't make strawberry jam out of pig shit!


lou said...

That got me firing on one more cylinder, thanks!

Fruitcake Sandy said...

I'm glad you enjoyed my 'adult truths' .. but happier still to find you writing on your blog, albeit under adversity! Only nugget that I might add "if it tastes good, feels good, looks good ... it's probably something you shouldn't have!"

Homestay Mama said...

#24--so true!!

joolzmac's turd glitter--ROFL

I'm not brainy enough to come up with any nuggets of truth, but I sure enjoy having a good laugh over the ones others write!

Marjie said...

They were all kind of amusing, but the last one made me really hoot!

Kerry O'Gorman said...

You can tune a piano, but you can't tune a fish!

Roslyn said...

LOL Katie those are all worth keeping except that I can't decide which one I like best!

Kerry O'Gorman said...

One more from a friend in town...Patient: 'Doctor, I can't stop singing 'The green, green grass of home'.'
Doctor: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome....'
Patient: 'Is it common?'
Doctor: ”It's not unusual....'

To quote Tom Jones: "Women are still throwing their undies at me in concert. But now the panties are quite a bit larger than they used to be."

Charles of Sooke, Man of Leisure

Alison G said...

Thanks, these brightened my day!


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