Friday, July 29, 2011

What's up with blogger, dagnabbit??

Okay... so I've been having issues off and on with the blog for the last few weeks, and to tell you the truth I don't know what to do about it.
Hell, I don't even know if I want to do anything about it at this point in time... and maybe I should just grow up and focus on the good stuff coming up, without incurring further headaches for myself.

My blog page won't load, and when I attempt to sign in, I just get a "this page can't be displayed" message. Well... not all the time - obviously - or you wouldn't be reading this mini-tantrum right now. But it happens often enough, that I just want to smack the dang thing.
Repeatedly, about the head and shoulders.
Which leads me to believe that I might have some anger management issues going on here.

But I really, really, really want this thing working right now... because I'm full of words and emotions and stuff regarding the upcoming trip home, plus I've got a new handy-dandy point-and-shoot camera, for sharing all the (probably incredibly boring to you) California/new house/family/ touristy-type pictures that I intend on taking, and I just want to share it all with you.

And if you think you just detected a smidge of whining and carrying on like a 2 year old who can't have a lolly pop for breakfast... Well, you're probably right.

Just be grateful that you can't actually see me stomping my feet.
Because stomping my feet causes my thighs to jiggle... and if there's anything worse than a 50-something year old woman whining and sooking like she missed out on an ice cream, simply because blogger isn't cooperating with her, it's that same woman allowing y'all to see her horrid wobbly thighs jiggling wobbling.
Wobbling like Weebles .

Not that my thighs are really in-the-the-least-bit jiggly or wobbly.
No... really.
Because they're actually incredibly toned and taut. And tanned.
I swear.
I just used the "wobbly thigh" comment, because I like to use a bit of "artistic license" every now and again.

Now please excuse me while I go slam some doors, or kick the tires or something.
See? That's my anger management issues sorted...


joolzmac said...

Do you American folks really say dagnabbit! Snort!


Kurichan said...

...artistic license....
love it all, as always....
btw--I couldn't get the actual page to load, as it teases you and then disappears with a black background leaving your pics visible...but when I went to the "original post" link after reading the previous comment, I was able to read the post, just not on the main blog page...knowwhatimean?

Homestay Mama said...

Wobbly thighs? So that's what they're called?! Sounds better than flabby thighs, I think, um....

And, I'm really looking forward to the photos of your trip!

Reddirt Woman said...

I clicked on your page and ran my cursor (appropo name) down like I was going to copy and paste and I could read what you posted... Maybe blogger decided you needed to write in secret invisible ink for a bit...Maybe if you change your template... I'm the hell of a one to be making suggestions. I still don't know how to make my own header... But I did want you to know I got it read SASS.

Marjie said...

Does blogger not like your background or something? I just don't understand.

And I refuse to change to a newer version of anything, because I just know it will mess up everything.

We all have jiggly things after 50 (or sooner, truth be told). Just hide the ice cream so no one will know why.

Bz said...

Good to hear you!!! (...and the page loaded no problem).
I bet you are getting excited to see CA!
It's so neat to read your progress... from longing to doing.
Don't leave blogger... PLEASE... I'm not a Facebooker, so I would MISS you.

Kerry O'Gorman said...

Not boring at all! Can't wait to see your homecoming exciting!!

Ladybird World Mother said...

Oh, have I missed you!! Loved this mini tantrum, and so hope you get it all sorted soon, my lovely friend. xxx

Gramma 2 Many said...

Like everyone else, I am looking forward to pictures. Have a great trip:)

Roslyn said...

I'm sorry it is VERY frustrating, I haven't had such continual problems as you are experiencing, but I know how angry I get when I can't Blogger to behave!

Roslyn said...

PS, the thigh thing? It is a common problem, we wake up one morning & bingo! in the night SOMEONE stole our thighs & replaced them with jello!


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