Monday, August 30, 2010

Does your husband lack performance?

Does your husband lack performance?

Does he let you down, just when you expect him to come through with "the goods"?

Does he disappoint you - not only in the bedroom... but in the bathroom, kitchen and yard as well?

Do you cry yourself to sleep at night, because he's just not interested anymore?

Then you need to
Hire A Hubby!

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See, I'm running out of time (and money) here.
I've already spoken to the real estate agent, and we have a tentative date set for the end of September, for getting this place listed on the market.
The end of September, folks.
Just 4 weeks from now.
And nothing has been done.
No painting, no yard work, no sanding, or even so much as measuring for kitchen cabinets, so that someone else can install them.
NOTHING... other than what I've done.

I'm beginning to think that the Old Guy thinks that if he doesn't help do anything to get this place whipped into shape, that I won't actually be leaving.
He thinks that if he continues to hem and haw and dawdle around... that I might just change my mind and stay put.
Little does he realize, but that ain't gonna happen!

If I don't get the work done in time, I'm just going to have to settle for a "lower price" when this place actually goes on the market.
Either that, or I'll have to wait a little bit longer before getting the place listed.

And since I quit my job 2 weeks ago (meaning little or no income coming in now) just so I could get this work done... within another 3 weeks, I'll have to start eating into my savings.
The savings that I set aside for the renovations - just so I can pay the mortgage.

And if that happens, the Old Guy will well and truly be toast.
In fact, he'll be more than toast.
He'll be history.
Thank goodness for
Hire A Hubby...
I hope they send me one that knows how to perform!

And now that the weather is starting to warm up?
Oooh la la!

10 comments:

Fruitcake Sandy said...

OMG ... dear Kate, you've done it again. I've laughed so hard I had to go take another pain pill (almost 3 weeks post-op rotator cuff surgery) I cannot say my 'hubby' has let me down, quite the opposite. He cuts up my food, helps me dress (and happily undress!) he dries me off after my shower ... well, you get the picture. I hope your "Hire A Hubby" works out well for you. And you get the place on the market soon ... and return to the good ole US of A soon. I'm sorry for the Old Guy ... don't think he knows what he's losing! Oh ... and thanks for your comments, the pity potty is off ... now praying for patience ... I need it NOW!

Kathy said...

What a concept! Sometimes I would like to hire someone to do those things around the house too. My hubby takes a long time to get going sometimes. Don't get me wrong, I am not talking about in the bedroom.......but I digress. Where are you moving to? I haven't been on here in a while and I think I missed some important posts.

Bz said...

You're in my thoughts ...way over here in SE TX. Funny how I think of you often. Heeeeyyyy.... I just realized.... I have a pic for you! ...on over to email.

Dave and Tami said...

We're in the same boat! Listing our house soon and planning a move. Good luck with getting Hubby to accomplish all these tasks before you knock him senseless. :)

Marjie said...

Do the Hire-A-Hubbys look like that? So why on earth would anyone keep their own hubby? See, I take a different tack: adult sons hanging around the house do stuff or don't eat, and just might have to move. And since the biggest son tells his friends that his mother's a fierce midget, they listen!

HermitJim said...

Hope you manage to get everything done you need to before you put the place on the market!

Don't want anything slowing you down from coming back home again!

We need all our beautiful and talented women here in the states!

Nancy M. said...

That is just too funny! I do hope you get your place fixed up by the end of September!

Kerry O'Gorman said...

Too bad it cost's $$$...are they open to trades???!!!

darsden said...

Saying some prayers for you that things get better Soon. But on the other hand I enjoyed the laugh and the eye candy :-) Thank you for visiting me the other day I really appreciate it.

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