Heck... my Mama didn't raise no fools!
She just raised an idiot.
I posted this as a little ol' message on "Face Book messages" a few days back... and I've gotten a fantastic response - in spite of my wording!
Work Bee / Garden Party / Sausage Sizzle
With all the rain we've had lately, as well as the flood damage, my garden's gotten totally out of control... and I need some help with it.
The weeds, grass and vines are everywhere, and at my advanced age, I sure as heck can't do it all on my own.
So y'all are invited to a "work bee - garden party - sausage sizzle" on Saturday, the 5th of February!
Sounds like fun, eh?!
Bring your favorite tools, (weeders, secataurs, trimmers, rakes, children, etc) and I'll provide all the sausages, beer and soft drink you can handle - And we'll have a ball whipping this place back into shape!
When: Saturday February 5
Where: My place
Why: Because you love me.
RSVP asap... Because I need to know how much food and drink to buy, because I wanna keep ya happy! ;)
So next time, I think I'll take a little more time to proof-read and edit... which will hopefully stop me from calling people's children "tools"...
At least in print, anyway.
And before I forget.
You're welcome to bring your least-favorite children.... as well as your favorite ones.
I won't tell 'em, if you don't.
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5 comments:
Would love to come and dig in! Just a little far away.
Your right we do love you.
Wish I could join you! I'm a GREAT supervisor! And I look FABULOUS in my stretchy pants garden wear!
Wouldn't I love to be able to accept your invitation! But, I'm afraid airport security would take away my tools.
But if you extend the same invitation when you get to CA.....I just might be able to make it! ;-)
And, of course we love you!
Children are excellent tools! How the hell do you think I get my garden planted every year?
wish I could come too - sounds a great fun party! Too far there and back in time for tea though
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