Friday, July 17, 2009

Hissssssssstt.... I'm back!

Well, it seems that my mom wasn't waking up after all. She just rolled over and did one of those bottom burp things and then started snoring again, so here I am... back again.
I just wanted to share some of the photos that I took of me.

Now, I wanted to try and use her webbed-foot cam or whatever it's called to get some pics of my beautiful face and my poor, poor ears, but her chair is too low and it just kept taking pictures of air!
So I told Willow to get her furry little butt over here, to take some photos of what mom paid those people to do to me.
And the stoopid cat did as she was told, but then again, she certainly knows who's the boss around here!



Here I am before... and I think I look just fine the way I was.
I have to admit my ears did hurt when I flicked them, and pieces kept falling off though...


And this?
This is what they did to me!!
Can you believe it?
I'm seriously hissed off here!
And yes, that's blood on the wall. When my slave mom wakes up, she'll wash it off, because like Willow, she does as she's told!
(by the way, I've had cat flu, so that's why my eyes look the way they do. I'll be back to normal in no time.)


All I can say is, I'm not happy with my photos.
Not happy at all!
It may take me a long, long time to get over what she did to me!

Now don't forget to read that last post I did, because I put a lot of time and effort into it and when I do something, I like people to pay attention!!
At least now I understand why my mom is always bitching about her nails when she types on here, because typing on this box is just so hard on my nails!
Maybe that's why she's always carrying on about getting a peticure!
And as for a manicure?
Thank you very much, but I'll pass!


Oh.. and I remember now, why I know I'm Royal.
My mom was a Queen... that's why!
Which makes me a princess.... and princesses are royalty, isn't that right??
I thought so!

You can hiss off now.
I'm going back to bed.

16 comments:

Reddirt Woman said...

Love Princess Jasmine. Such a lady! And, like her mom, she does not hesitate to speak her mind.

Give her more tuna! N.O.W.

Great couple of posts. Too fun.

Helen

Fruitcake Sandy said...

Poor Kitty ... hope you are sassing your slave, uh, I mean mama in no time. You ARE royalty and you have the 'tiara' to prove it now.

Bz said...

Well, now that I see the pics.... I'm cringing for you. Ouwwee. Sure hope momma's got Neosporin or the like there in Oz for you. I'm sure your doc just added something like that to her bill. Kitty, if you only knew what we humans do for you four-legged furry ones! Purr for your human soon.

Nancy M. said...

Jasmine, I can't believe the torture you've had to endure! It's just terrible. I can only hope you'll be more comfortable after your recover from your procedure!

Homestay Mama said...

Jasmine, you are such a pretty cat--such silky white fur. No wonder you're royalty! Please take another picture when you are back to normal and not hurting anymore! I'll bet you will look downright beautiful--even with your streamlined ears!

Gramma 2 Many said...

Poor Jazzy, is she feeling better yet? Has she forgiven you? Hope she realizes where her tuna comes from and does not stay mad to long.

Ladybird World Mother said...

Oh what a sweety and those poor poor ears. We need lovely 'After' pictures too. XX

Andrea said...

Excellent posts! So glad to hear that Jasmine is back home!!

Katidids said...

Oh Princess, I'm sure you've put your human in her place!
Hope your feeling better and getting lots of exta lovin & TREATS!!!

Marjie said...

Cat with attitude. Oh, yeah, I forgot, that's the definition of "cat".

Hope you feel better soon, Jasmine. Don't take it out on poor Mom too much...just enough to remind her who's boss.

Becky said...

You will be just fine before you know it, Miss Jasmine. You've got a great Mom. More fish now!

Faithful said...

Now Princess Jasmine..don't be too hard on your human Mom, she must love you so and wait till you get that new minky..!!

Julieann said...

(((Kitty)))

As to the question on my blog about the Topsy Turvy, I really don't know. I know the shipping charge to Australia is very expensive, so I am not sure if it may be worth it. Can you find out what the shipping charge is? I paid 12.99 for mine at the store. Let me know what it will cost all together and I will tell you what I think. If you are really wanting it though, then I would say yes, treat your self, but get a couple:)

((Hugs))

Julieann

ladyfi said...

OMG - you poor poor thing!

I'd be hissed off too if someone did this to me... Hope you feel better soon.

Robynn's Ravings said...

Oh Jazzy, I feel your pain! Mimers, here. I belong to Raving Robynn's daughter, Bo. I hate Robynn. I hate everyone who is not Bo. And they took me to have the same surgery! All those strings in your ears and now people ask, "What's up with that earless cat and even crack up!" Of course, WE know NOTHING can affect OUR beauty! Hope you feel better soon. My stitches never came out. The whole dead part of my ear where they healed just fell off. Good luck. You'll love your ear reduction. It really is the latest thing.

Irene said...

Hi Jasmine
Hope you get better really soon from Millie at Snake Valley.. My human hopes the same..


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