Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Today's the day !

Well, I guess that every day is the day for... something.

But this is the day that you've been waiting for.
Hoping for.
Longing for.
I know that you've tossed and turned, and turned and tossed... and maybe even paced the floor in anticipation.

This is the day that the Old Guy dons his cute little "I Feel Lucky" boxer shorts, and draws the name of one lucky wiener winner out of a handy receptacle.
(Oops... maybe I shouldn't use the word wiener in the same sentence as boxer shorts, eh?)

ONE of you is going to get lucky and win the lame fabulous prize that I'll do my gosh darn best to tailor especially to YOU.

But not yet.
We're not doing the draw yet.

See, I have all the names printed off and folded, and ready to go (and I'm still adding names as they come in).... but the Old Guy is still in bed.
Dreaming of fishing or something.
Or maybe he's having nightmares about being seen in his boxer shorts by millions of women world-wide?
Or maybe... just maybe... he's the one doing the tossing and turning and pacing the floor in anticipation of strutting his stuff for y'all?

But I kind of doubt it.... since it's just 4am and I'm the only one in this family that's dumb enough to be up at this hour.

Give the guy a chance to wake up... get his cute little butt in gear... and head on over to this nut house.
Preferably with coffee in hand.

I need me some coffee.

It's just 4:20am guys.... gimme a break here... *yawn*

14 comments:

Bz said...

You're a riot.
:-)

Marjie said...

I've been awake at 4:20 AM. Like, last Saturday. On the way to bed. Have fun with the old guy!

Jackie said...

Im usually up at that hour lol but not this morning Im feeling horrible. Im getting the flu but as usual you have put a smile on my face I started to laugh but that resulted in a coughing fit lol. Have a great day

Neas Nuttiness said...

Ooooh - I'm feeling lucky...can't wait to see the Old Guy in those special drawers!!!

And I don't have a Crisco comment today...I'm slipping:-(

Robynn's Ravings said...

We need an "I Feel Lucky" button like Google! Maybe he could don his luche libre mask to go with the shorts!

Homestay Mama said...

I'm holding my breath over here! Will I be the lucky one? Please, please 'old guy.' Please draw my name! Did I tell yah you have nice eyes, a nice smile, handsome face, fluffy, attractive beard?

Don't worry Tatersmama, I'm not trying to take him away! Really, truthfully! I'm just trying to make sure he draws my name!

I can hardly wait! The anticipation is mounting. Oh, hurry, please hurry! Draw my name!

Paula said...

How many hours difference is it? Are you a day (14 hours) ahead or behind us? Is today tomorrow or tomorrow today? Am I awake or asleep is it night, morning or am I going crazy? Oh, crazy that explains it. Someone wants something good so get the old man going...do what ever it takes to get the job done. Sacrifice yourself if need be...people are waiting for that announcement..open the crisco...ok back that up...oops back...just draw the name already.

Neabear said...

Too funny! I am anxiously waiting to find out whose name was drawn.

rubiesrnotpurple said...

Waiting, waiting, waiting. S'pose you're working now (12.35) and we don't want to scare the kiddies with our yah hoo-ing at the Old Boy. Waiting, waiting, waiting.

Katidids said...

Lady your just flat out looney tunes! Does he know hes expected to display said male pretty panties?

Anita said...

LOL you are a hoot.I am sure the waiting is worth it.

Jan Mader said...

I'm on needles and pins waiting for the Old Guy to get his boxers in gear! What's he waiting for???

Kathy said...

What can I say that the others haven't already said?? I am picturing those boxer shorts now. Maybe you could sneak a camera in and take a picture of him drawing my name? And post it when you announce I won.........

Faithful said...

I have been awake all nite too!It's not that I really.. really.. really care if I win..it's that I haven't been able to sleep and have been .. tossing and turning... in anticipation of seeing OLD GUY in his special unders!


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