See this bread?
The Old Guy found it somewhere the other day, and bought it especially for me, because he knows that I absolutely adore sourdough or authentic rye bread.
What a sweetheart my man is, eh?
The wrapper said that it was:
"A locally produced Artisian Bread.
A delightful and intriguing blend of authentic Sourdough and Rye"
Let's just say that I was less than intrigued, and far from delighted...
mainly because it had the texture and taste of just regular fluffy white bread.
And once it was toasted, it became even blander... if that's even possible.
If you closed your eyes while eating it, you would have sworn you were eating just plain ol' white Wonder Bread...
There was no hint of rye or sourdough in the flavor at all.
But it did make a pretty darn nice-looking, peanut butter and jelly sandwich.