Last night, the Old Guy and I were watching 20 to 1 on TV.
Now, 20 to 1 is an Aussie TV show where they they count down "Australian Pop Culture's" most defining moments. ( which kind of makes me scratch my head since they seem to feature (and make fun of) America, quite a bit.
It's kind of hard to explain, so check THIS out and then come back. I'll wait.
dum de dum de dum...
Okay, you're back now?
And you get the basic premise, right?
Anyway, Last night was " Sexiest Movie Moments ".
When they got to the infamous scene in "Basic Instinct" where Sharon Stone very tantalizingly crosses and re-crosses her legs, flashing a bit of ermmmm... "yahootie" in the process, the Old Guy turned to me and said:
"You can tell that she never had babies".
WHAT? How could you tell that? Besides, they flashed a "Rude Bits" sign where her errmmm, "rude bits" were, so you couldn't actually see anything anyway.
His reasoning? Are you sitting down?
His reasoning was:
"Well , if she ever had babies, she would have to be wearing granny knickers, because she would have...
(wait for this!)
Urinary INCOMPETENCE !!!
I don't think he appreciated my laughter. ;-)
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