Thursday, March 19, 2009

Gotta love my Old Guy.

Last night, the Old Guy and I were watching 20 to 1 on TV.

Now, 20 to 1 is an Aussie TV show where they they count down "Australian Pop Culture's" most defining moments. ( which kind of makes me scratch my head since they seem to feature (and make fun of) America, quite a bit.
It's kind of hard to explain, so check THIS out and then come back. I'll wait.

dum de dum de dum...

Okay, you're back now?
And you get the basic premise, right?

Anyway, Last night was " Sexiest Movie Moments ".

When they got to the infamous scene in "Basic Instinct" where Sharon Stone very tantalizingly crosses and re-crosses her legs, flashing a bit of ermmmm... "yahootie" in the process, the Old Guy turned to me and said:

"You can tell that she never had babies".

WHAT? How could you tell that? Besides, they flashed a "Rude Bits" sign where her errmmm, "rude bits" were, so you couldn't actually see anything anyway.

His reasoning? Are you sitting down?
His reasoning was:

"Well , if she ever had babies, she would have to be wearing granny knickers, because she would have...
(wait for this!)

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Urinary INCOMPETENCE !!!

I don't think he appreciated my laughter. ;-)

20 comments:

The Blonde Duck said...

LOL! I love it! That's so funny!

Bz said...

HAAAA! Now THAT'S Funnnnnnnnnnnnny!

Robynn's Ravings said...

I'm WHEEZING and DYING!!! ROFL SO hard! I can just see his face all serious and thinking he's saying something profound.

You're RIGHT. I GOTTA love the old guy because he busted me up today!!

Tatersmama said...

He IS kinda cute, isn't he? LOL!
;-)

SassyDog said...

That could only come from a man! Too funny!! I will be laughing all night about this!

Neas Nuttiness said...

I don't know whether to laugh or cry, so I'll do both! Poor man...
we're all laughing at his expense, but hot dang that's funny!

Maybe you could bake him a pie or something, to make up for all the ribbing he's getting. Make sure to use Crisco in the crust.

Neas Nuttiness said...

Hey - my verification word was:

crackbar

Wonder what Robynn could make of that?

See ya later Crisco Kid.

Marilyn's Money said...

You are so funny! Glad I found you, and thanks so much for your kind comments about my mom. After reading your profile I realize what a strong person you really are. Wit and wisdom, hmmm? Its a great combination,

Indra said...

very funny indeed
I love it

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Sherri said...

HAHAHAHA!!

Kathy said...

I wish I had been there, but then we both would have been laughing and he wouldn't have appreciated that for sure. Too funny

Homestay Mama said...

The Old Guy's comment has piqued my interest. Just where would he have learned this nugget of knowledge, anyway? In his own self defense, maybe he should explain, eh? And did he really mean "incompetence?" As in lack of ability? To urinate? Inquiring minds would like to know! ROFL!

rubiesrnotpurple said...

Oh my goodness - I think I pee-ed myself. That is so funny.

Kurichan said...

What a Colin-ism!! Love him!

Sherri said...

Homestay Mama, I was thinking that exact same thing. Must be the same place where one of my Uncles and I quote, said " Giving birth is easy" my Aunts reply: "Go shit out a 10lb watermelon, come back and tell me how easy it is." hahaha


sorry bout the potty mouth

Cathy said...

Hello TM
They never fail to make you laugh do they - Men that is:)
Hope your mouth and jaw are feeling alot better now. Have enjoyed the Continuing Saga on the Trials and Tribulations of having a Terrifically Terrifying Toothache lol
Take care
Cathy

The Wife said...

LOL! I just hate incompetent urine!

Treehouse Chef said...

Too funny! Guys say the funniest things sometimes. Yes, you should try the Krispy Kreme recipe. Just use very delicious glazed doughnuts.. fresh if you can find them.

Tatersmama said...

I may laugh at him sometimes, (and actively encourage others to laugh along with me) but he is the MOST endearing man... and I thank God for him everyday!

When I told him I had posted about his saying *urinary incompetence* he got all huffy and said "I did NOT say that... I said INCOMPETENCE..uh, incont...errrr in.. in... shoot, YOU know what I was trying to say!

Neabear said...

Oh my gosh, now my laughing muscles will really be sore. This is what I get for falling behind. I can't believe this. Too funny. I had to wait for my blurry eyes to clear up in order to type this. I think he was trying to say, Urinary incontinence. It is a regular topic of conversation in my line of work. But we usually say bladder incontinence or bowel incontinence so we know which one we are talking about.


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