Why do women hate beauty pageants, but then enter their dog in a dog show, to see which dog is the best looking?
If you butter a piece of toast and drop it, it lands butter side down. If you drop a cat it always lands on it's feet.What would happen if you buttered the back of a cat and dropped that?
Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with.
Where does the tread that wears off tires go?
If a stars light takes millions of years to reach us, how do we know it didn't already blow up, a million years ago and we just don't know it yet?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? Or given that cats like to lick their butts, why don't they make butt-flavored cat food?
If nothing sticks to Teflon, how do they get Teflon to stick to the pan?
If I don't water my plants and they die... do they go to heaven?
Wool shrinks, doesn't it? So why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Men's and women's shirts button on opposite sides. And dry-cleaners charge more for women's shirts, because their equipment is made to do men's shirts. So why doesn't someone invent a machine that does women's shirts, cheaper?
Why is there an expiration date on sour cream? Does it go sour-er?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, but dish washing detergent is made with real lemons?
If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?
How do they keep all the raisins in a box of cereal from falling to the bottom?
If we're here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
If they squeeze olives to get olive oil, and corn to get corn oil, how do they get baby oil?
Do dogs ever get hoarse from barking all night? Have you ever heard a dog with laryngitis?
If shampoo comes in so many colours, why is the lather on your hair always white?
Where does the color go?
If Snickers satisfy, why do they make King Size Snickers? Do you then say "I'm more than satisfied" ?